Chunky's Text

A number of you wanted to hear Chunky's text again on Friday and someone suggested that I post it so here goes.

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer. On the way home you grab an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab then sit on a Swedish sofa watching American tv shows on a Japanese set. Most of all being British is to be suspicious of anything foreign! Only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pen to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store to get prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be British but by hell we're funny! Chunky.