Biscuit Bonanza

Paul & Nurse from the E-mail Mob recently submitted this little story which Colin the Baker from Long Sutton requested so here goes --------

WARNING! There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hob Nob-ing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice known to the police as Rich Tea. They don't have a crumb of evidence though, what a Jammy Dodger!