The Wife was counting all the 1 p's and 2 p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change!"
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some Viagra. The pharmacist say, "I need some medical proof that you need it." The man replies, "Will a photo of the wife do?"
Thunderbirds are go. "Parker?" "Yes M'lady." "Parker take off my dress." "Yes M'lady." "Parker, take off my knickers." "Yes M'lady." "Oh and Parker." "Yes M'lady." " Don't let me find you wearing my clothes again."
A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices that his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the brear and says, "Oh, I forgot to tell you. oday's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."
THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF retired BBC RADIO PRODUCER WALLY WEBB
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